The God Dam

A couple weeks ago I was thinking, "Why haven't they named a dam 'The God Dam'?" It would be perfect - you could have God Dam tours and sell God Dam souvenirs. The locals would hate the god damn God Dam because the God Dam is blocking all their god damn water so we Americans can go out and buy "God Dam" bottled water and "God Dam" cola products. Bechtel should jump on this right away.

I thought I was original but someone came up with the idea first (from a blog no-less): The God Dam! I'm not upset. It's actually original and refreshing (like God Dam water). You know how many Christian and religious/spiritual blogs I've come across while going through that "Next Blog" thing? - about 3 in 5 blogs! Fuck that noise. The only Christian blog I've run across that I sorta respect is this guy's: NO MATTER WHAT and that's because he's out there doing something and making a difference - not 'fighting' fantasy sex (porn) or fake violence or the "homosexual agenda" or whatever... he's actually doing what he believes Christ stood for. So take that, you narcissistic vampires for Christ, anti-freedom, "moral" crusaders for death!

Anyway.. I love you.