Osama bin Laden's dead. Hail Obama. Hail Obama.

War stories from the wild world of media:

WikiLeaks: Guantanamo detainee is now Libyan rebel leader

Obama Signed Secret Libya Order Authorizing Support For Rebels
Republicans say torture led U.S. to bin Laden

Regardless of what I think about the government, the evil corporations, the awful American media, the left and the right, and the outright lies and deceit coming from the evil, buttfucking rich bastards in high places that we rarely even hear of (I'm looking in David Addington's direction); regardless of ALL that I am pretty happy it is finally out in the open and in the mainstream that Osama bin Laden is dead. So kudos to the media for finally telling us what we kinda already figured in the first place. About damn time.