Monday, April 11, 2011

20 Popular Searches on Google

As of April 11th, 2011

  1. jenn sterger
  2. lamar odom
  3. albert puiols
  4. khloe and lamar
  5. bill murray
  6. dallas stars
  7. mark mcgrath
  8. epic meal time
  9. john dillinger
  10. sensa
  11. blackhawks
  12. weather chicago
  13. alan rickman
  14. jfk
  15. the vault
  16. khloe kardashian
  17. david letterman
  18. chiccago blackhawks
  19. eddie murphy
  20. max payne
Really? Mark Mcgrath? Is it 1999?

O.o

OH. MY. GOD!

The computers...

They WERE set wrong! Y2K, everyone! The entire world is going to shutdown!! Everything is ran by computers and computer chips. You know that, right? We don't stand a chance! And you might as well start stocking up on water and canned foods because it is going to be pandemonium out there in the post Y2K world. I know I never claimed this was a news or "political" web-log, but Y2K is something to take seriously. And the next so-called president Al Gore [inventor of the internet] is not going to save us, either. One good thing about Y2K, liberals won't be able to play "world police" any more. So no wars to distract Americans from real problems, like presidential blow-jobs. I always like to leave on a positive note.

Anyway, I'm going to pack up, move into a little log cabin, and stock up on food and water. Good luck, techno chumps!

dumbest post EVER!!

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