Saturday, March 3, 2012

Gmails & Emails. And psycho-conspiracy theories! Oh my!

Conspiracy theories. What can I say? I hate them. I hate alien conspiracy theories, I hate ghost conspiracy theories, I hate religious conspiracy theories, I hate secret society conspiracy theories, I hate government conspiracy theories... I HATE conspiracy theories!!! Why? Because people get so caught up in them and begin to ignore actual things that are happening!  Even worse, the person begins to distrust everything and everyone to the point of willingly allowing themselves to be duped by the dumbest concepts. Possibly even to their own detriment. And the only people they will trust are those who are supposedly "exposing" so-called conspiracies. Perhaps the sad irony is that conspiracy theorists are conspiring to distract the people from real issues.   

Now don't get me wrong, there are conspiracies and conspiracy fact. The fact being that it has been proven! More than one person making plans behind someone's back is a conspiracy. So I don't knock the idea of conspiracy altogether. But I won't believe everything I read, hear, or even see.

That said. Guess who I got an email from today? Winston Blocke. Yeah. Pretty cool, right? Wait. You don't know who Winston Blocke is? He's an alien. No, not an immigrant from another country. An extraterrestrial from beyond the stars... or extra-dimensional, or from another time zone. Uh.. Anyway, he claims he's from a planet (or something) called "Nyxlacena". Sounds real. I believe him! He claims he, along with others like him, are being chased by an ancient, ancient, ancient, ancient, OLD alien "secret society" (beyond the stars and all that jazz) called "Anetumapatrav" or "Bringers of the Snake". Aliens... Sheesh, amirite?

Well, anyway, if you (Gmail users) get an email from this guy, I guess ignore him. That's what I did. The whole thing sounded so bizarre and slightly irritated me and got me thinking about conspiracies and crazy people... and, and, and....  I didn't know what to say. I'm afraid if I send anything back I'll get a computer virus!... from space!! So, yeah. Have fun with this. And, as always...

Have a happy!   . 

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